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    Seta deda parkom i sretne malog decaka kako sedi na klupi, pa ga upita:
    - Sinko, kako se zoves?
    Decak odgovara:
    - Dragan.
    Na to ce deda:
    - Jao, kako simpaticno, zoves se kao moj unuk Milos.
    Kad zaćutim, okrenem se i odem, to ne znači da si ti pobedio, to znači da više nisi vredan mog vremena.

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    Upoznaju se Dzejms Bond i Zan Klod Van Dam.
    - Ja sam Bond, Dzejms Bond.
    - Ja sam Dam, Van Dam, Klod Van Dam, Zan Klod Van Dam
    Kad zaćutim, okrenem se i odem, to ne znači da si ti pobedio, to znači da više nisi vredan mog vremena.

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    Ide nepismeni vuk sumom, sretne Crvenkapu i pita je:
    - Crvenkapo, sta to nosis baci?
    ...i Crvenkapa baci.
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    Koja je razlika izmedju mosta i zileta?
    Pa ajd' se ti obrij mostom.
    Kad zaćutim, okrenem se i odem, to ne znači da si ti pobedio, to znači da više nisi vredan mog vremena.

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    Dogovorili se puska i metak da izadju.
    I puska ga ispali.
    Kad zaćutim, okrenem se i odem, to ne znači da si ti pobedio, to znači da više nisi vredan mog vremena.

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    Idu 2 broda rekom.
    Jedan ulazi u marinu, a drugi u Draganu.
    Kad zaćutim, okrenem se i odem, to ne znači da si ti pobedio, to znači da više nisi vredan mog vremena.

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    Razgovaraju 2 zemljotresa, pa prvi pita drugog:
    - Koliko si jak, Rihterove skale?
    - Pa, šta znam, 7, 8..
    - Na kurcu te nosam!
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    Sta je to malo, plavo, peva na grani.
    Talentovana sljiva.
    Kad zaćutim, okrenem se i odem, to ne znači da si ti pobedio, to znači da više nisi vredan mog vremena.

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    Idu dve babe ulicom, jedna baba stenje, a druga kamenje!
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    Pitaju jednog čoveka; da li ti smeta što živiš pored klanice?
    Čovek: Da, smeta mi!
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